What are these things?

Do you like to have valuable things that suggest something about you. The answer is yes, of course. Having them is better than the alternative. Just like the celebration of a  birthday is of value because not everyone is so lucky to have one, the celebration of your things is of value in some small way because you have them; are having them; are enjoying them, alone in your house. Not everyone has your things. Is there a way to enjoy late model things. I don't think so. They are of poor quality and I am consistently disappointed by them.